Ode to a Bottom (An Acrostic poem)
Noticed you whilst scrubbing a floor
I admired your massive bottom
Co’s frankly what is this life for?
Earth, bottomless, would be rotten.
A wobble here a wobble there
Round and perfectly augmented
Should man deny himself this fare?
Especially one so well presented.
Bill Harborne
©2011
Does the owner of said posterior want to come and scrub mine?
Still finding bits where there’s odd bits of grout (light coloured tiles, dark grout) – and they were laid in 1998 !